Why I charge for a telephone consultation?

I'm not exactly rolling in dough to offer a free bailiff hotline.

Listen up, folks! I'm the sheriff in town regarding keeping those pesky bailiffs in check - no ifs, ands, or buts!

So, you're cruising through those search results, thinking you've struck gold with a "free" hotline. Well, surprise! They're less about lending a helping hand and more about selling you on debt counselling, relief orders, and bankruptcies.

And guess what? Behind the curtain, many of these hotline heroes are just one big happy family under different names.

Here's the kicker: Some of these supposed "free" lines? Run by none other than bailiff outfits dressed up as debt gurus or government-funded charities. Talk about a plot twist! Their game plan? Either shake you down for cash or quietly tip off the bailiffs chasing you.

I'm the fixer-upper for all those enforcement blunders shadier than a palm tree in sunglasses!

For a tiny fee, I'll arm you with the legal ammo to tackle those bailiff woes quicker than you can say "boxers" - and without burning a hole in your wallet like those fancy-pants lawyers downtown!

But wait, there's more! Once we've sorted your bailiff blues, you can hire me as your speedy solution to make those bailiff headaches vanish into thin air!

Jason Bennison: Jay Carpenter Consulting Ltd